I’m glad you asked. I feel like shit. I can’t swallow, my body aches and the left side of my head feels like it weighs 800 pounds. My glands are so swollen I think I might be suffocating. My ears hurt. Also, I’m up at 3:30 again.
But honestly, Facebook, I don’t think you really care. I think you’re just asking this to make small talk and you expect me to say, “Fine thanks, how are you doing?” at which point you’ll launch into a fifteen minute soliloquy about your sciatica.
I liked it better when you weren’t pretending to care about my feelings.