in the fade


  1. on the last day of christmas my true love gave to me a heartburn emergency

    • 12 mocha brownies
    • 11 slices salami
    • 10 homemade biscuits
    • 9 slabs of ham
    • 8 stuffed mushrooms
    • 7 lbs of olives 
    • 6 sweet potatoes
    •  5 IPAs 
    • 4 iced cookies
    • 3 egg nogs
    • 2 Alka Seltzers 
    • and a wish for death to come swiftly.